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The 2008 Flying Reindeer Forecast
Posted by: Dr. Jeff Masters, 6:04 AM GMT on December 23, 2008 +7
Santa's reindeer will be hitting the skies tomorrow, and the official Weather Underground Flying Reindeer Forecast (FRF) calls for some tricky turbulence and tough sledding for Santa in some regions of the world. As Santa begins his adventure, temperatures will be a crisp -20 degrees at the North Pole Workshop. Foggy conditions will require Rudolph's red nose to light the way, since the light winds blowing simultaneously from the south and north at the Pole (think about that for a second, it's true!) will not be strong enough to disperse the fog. As Santa heads south through Siberia into China, he'll be riding a strong jet of polar air that could bring some tricky turbulence. Santa's sleigh will be heavily loaded at this point, and he'll have to negotiate the turbulent skies with great caution to avoid dumping any of his precious cargo. Fortunately, heavy snows cover much of China and eastern Asia, allowing smooth rooftop landings for the sleigh.



As Santa heads south to the Australian continent, the sledding gets much tougher. He'll have to dodge Tropical Cyclone Billy, along Australia's northwest coast. With hot summer temperatures prevailing across Australia, Santa's team will have to execute pinpoint rooftop landings to avoid showering sparks on the dry, fire-prone vegetation. As Santa heads west across Indonesia into southern Asia, he'll need to call upon the thunderstorm avoidance skills of his reindeer, Donner and Blitzen. These storm-savvy critters, named after the German words for thunder and lightning, are experts at sniffing out turbulence-free routes through seemingly impenetrable areas of thunderstorms.

Approaching Turkey, Santa will have to avoid the razor-sharp blue triangles of a cold front. Once through the front, though, he'll find ideal conditions over Turkey and Eastern Europe, where cold temperatures and snowy rooftops abound. However, the sledding quickly degrades over Western Europe, where only Scandinavia and the Alps can expect a white Christmas.

The Western Hemisphere portion of the Flying Reindeer Forecast calls for smooth flying over South America and the Caribbean. But the best conditions of Santa's entire journey await over the United States and Canada, where a series of major snow storms have left excellent rooftop snows. In the Northeast U.S., though, it'll be slow slogging for Santa, with heavy rains expected in an advance of a strong cold front expected to track through on Christmas Eve. The cold front will bring thunderstorms to the Southeast, and Donner and Blitzen will be called upon to safely guide Santa's sleigh through the front to the Southern U.S., where smooth sailing and clear skies will prevail. Excellent sledding awaits Santa in the Midwest and Northwest, where fresh snow from the latest in a series of significant winter storms will delight Santa's reindeer. However, significant rains over Southern California could make for some dangerous mudslide conditions. Santa may be forced to break into his stash to find boogie boards intended for California kids, to help him ride out the mudflows. Santa's final leg northwards across Alaska to the North Pole should be mostly uneventful, and we can expect that clear skies over the Pole upon Santa's return will make for a beautiful Christmas scene as Rudolph guides the sleigh to a perfect landing.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Jeff Masters
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51. Drakoen 8:15 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Billy's eye showing up as cloud temperatures inside the eye warm adiabatically.
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52. seminolesfan 8:29 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
STORMTOP just sent me a PM saying that Santa isn't real.
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53. jerseygrl 8:35 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
DS was just asking when Santa has to leave the North Pole--thanks for the link to the countdown! We'll be tracking all day tomorrow!

Merry Christmas everyone! (and Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwaanza, Happy New Year,Happy EVERYTHING!!)
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54. ayi 8:37 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Quoting sandiquiz:
As Dr masters Blog is about Reindeer I just thought this might be something for you to think about this Christmas :))

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November.

However female reindeer retain their antlers 'till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer in late December, the beloved reindeer, from Blitzen to Rudolph had to be GIRLS !

We should have known. ONLY WOMEN would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!

Sorry guys!! LOL

A very Happy Christmas to you all!!

In fact it proves that Santa's base is at the south pole. That's why he starts off with New Zealand because it's so close. The north pole address is just a decoy to stop too many visitors from disturbing his work through the year making all those toys.

Merry Christmas everyone.
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55. Drakoen 8:49 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
The CFS forecast for La Nina for the 2009 Atlantic Hurricane Season:

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57. Cotillion 8:52 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Quoting ayi:

In fact it proves that Santa's base is at the south pole. That's why he starts off with New Zealand because it's so close. The north pole address is just a decoy to stop too many visitors from disturbing his work through the year making all those toys.

Merry Christmas everyone.


It is now. No ice at the North pole to put a base on. ;)
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59. Drakoen 8:59 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
It's still early but if these wind shear profiles are any accurate we may be in for another active hurricane season which is also part of the active Atlantic Multidecadal Oscillation. Find it interesting that the below average values are in the MDR and across the Gulf and along the eastern seaboard. These values would be much lower than what we have seen this past season. Lower wind shear probably resultant of mitigating TUTT and an expanding sub-equatorial ridge. The Precip patterns from the CFS also look to have another active ITCZ.
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60. rainraingoaway 9:19 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Afternoon all. Nice post Dr. M! Just wanted to wish everyone here a Merry Christmas and a safe and festive New Year! Blessings to all.
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61. Starwoman 9:27 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Loved your post, Dr.Masters !

We won't have a white christmas, as all the snow disappeared (again). Only in the mountains, over 1200 mtrs have snow, but there really abundant.

Wish all WU bloggers a happy christmas, hope the weather will "behave".

greetings, Starwoman
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62. presslord 9:35 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Anybody know why they don't celebrate Christmas at Georgia Tech?
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63. presslord 9:37 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
...they can't find three wise men...or a virgin...
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64. FLWeatherFreak91 9:40 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Quoting mobal:
"As Santa heads south through Siberia into China" To pick up the toys....
LMAO
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65. GBlet 9:47 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
A safe and Merry Christmas To all those in Wunderland!
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66. Drakoen 10:05 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Quoting presslord:
...they can't find three wise men...or a virgin...


lol?
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67. BahaHurican 10:07 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Quoting presslord:
...they can't find three wise men...or a virgin...
LOL
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68. melwerle 10:23 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Press!!! That is HILARIOUS. Thanks for the laughs! I'm going to twist that a bit...and just go for Georgia in general...

Someone PLEASE put us on the prayer list to get us out of pergatory (Georgia) and back to San Diego! I think we must have done something terribly wrong and we're waiting to get prayed out!

Merry Christmas everyone...
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69. presslord 10:36 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
careful Mel...I'm a University of Georgia grad....Go Dawgs!!!!!!!
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70. melwerle 11:00 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
oh press...ugh...i have the G tattoo on my back...now i look and go "seemed like a good idea at the time"
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71. Kahlest 11:29 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Arrrrrggg I agree with you on this one I am in Victoria, have had WAAAAAY TOOO much of this crud need it to stop now.


Quoting Orcasystems:
AAAAaaaRRRgggghhhhh!!!!
Complete Blog Refresh
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Watches/warnings in effect for coastal British Columbia...

Snowfall warning for:
=new= Metro Vancouver
=new= Greater Victoria
=new= Fraser valley
=new= Howe Sound
=new= Sunshine Coast
=new= southern Gulf islands
=new= East Vancouver Island
=new= west Vancouver Island
=new= inland Vancouver Island
=new= North Vancouver Island
=new= Central Coast - Coastal Sections
=new= North Coast - Coastal Sections.

10 to 20 cm of snow expected tonight and Wednesday.

This is a warning that significant snowfall is expected or
occurring in these regions. Monitor weather conditions..
listen for updated statements.

Arctic outflow warning for:
Central Coast - Inland Sections
North Coast - Inland Sections.

Strong outflow winds and cold Arctic air will continue to
produce wind chill values below minus 20 today.

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72. HadesGodWyvern 11:35 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
Perth Tropical Cyclone Warning Center
Tropical Cyclone Advice Number FIFTY
TROPICAL CYCLONE BILLY
6:50 AM WDT December 24 2008
=====================================

At 6:00 am WDT, Tropical Cyclone Billy, Category Two [983 hPa] located at 17.8S 120.0E or 235 kms west of Broome and 315 kms north-northeast of Port Hedland has 10 minute sustained winds of 50 knots with gusts of 70 knots. The cyclone is reported as moving west at 5 knots.

TC Billy is currently located west of Broome and is moving away from the Kimberley coast. In the next 24 hours the cyclone is expected to move in a generally westerly direction.

GALES with gusts to 100 kilometres per hour may develop between Wallal and Whim Creek during Wednesday if Billy takes a more southwest track.

Tropical Cyclone Watches/Warnings
=================================
A Cyclone WARNING is current for coastal communities from Wallal to Whim Creek.

A Cyclone WATCH is current for coastal areas from Whim Creek to Mardie.

The Cyclone WARNING from Bidyadanga to Wallal has been cancelled.
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73. BahaHurican 11:54 PM GMT on December 23, 2008    
If this Wward trend continues we may see a hurricane out of Billy after all. What about the other T low they were watching?
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74. HadesGodWyvern 12:08 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
The tropical low is well overland the northern region of the Northern Territory.
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75. all4hurricanes 1:52 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    

the eye is sloppy but there
Christmas is here (almost) Happy Holidays for those of you who don't celebrate it and those who celebrate it too I guess.
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76. HadesGodWyvern 1:55 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Perth Tropical Cyclone Warning Center
Tropical Cyclone Advice Number FIFTY-ONE
TROPICAL CYCLONE BILLY
9:50 AM WDT December 24 2008
=====================================

At 9:00 am WDT, Tropical Cyclone Billy, Category Two [975 hPa] located at 17.8S 119.9E or 310 kms north-northeast of Port Hedland and 250 kms west of Broome has 10 minute sustained winds of 60 knots with gusts of 85 knots. The cyclone is reported as moving west at 4 knots.

TC Billy is currently located well west of Broome and is moving away from the Kimberley and Pilbara coasts. In the next 24 hours the cyclone is expected to move in a generally westerly direction.

GALES with gusts to 100 kilometres per hour may develop between Pardoo and Mardie during Wednesday night and early Thursday but only if Billy takes a more southwesterly track than expected.

Tropical Cyclone Warnings
===========================
A Cyclone WARNING is current for coastal communities from Pardoo to Mardie.

The Cyclone WARNING from Wallal to Pardoo has been cancelled.

Tropical Cyclone Technical Bulletin
==============================
12 HRS: 17.8S 118.5E - 70 knots (CAT 3)
24 HRS: 17.4S 117.0E - 80 knots (CAT 3)
48 HRS: 16.2S 114.6E - 80 knots (CAT 3)
72 HRS: 15.2S 112.0E - 60 knots (CAT 2)

Remarks:
Billy was located by radar west of Broome moving steadily west, although clearly undergoing trochoidal oscillation along the mean track. Recent imagery suggests continuing intensification with the apparent formation of an eye but contstrained by MET to a CI of 4.0.

Intensifaction is expected to continue over the next 24 hours as Billy moves west in a favourable environment.

Model guidance is consistent with a steady W'ly track then a W/NW track in the 24-72 hour timeframe, well off the Pilbara coast under the influence of a mid-level ridge to the south.

It appears less likely that Billy will take a track closer to the Pilbara coast, but a small risk of gales remains for coastal parts of the Pilbara.
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77. kmanislander 2:06 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all of us in the Cayman Islands.

Image credit : By hattiew on Flickr
Seven Mile Beach, Grand Cayman


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78. pottery 2:23 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Post 77.
Now, thats a Christmas scene I can relate to, man.

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79. surfmom 2:29 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Kman-- somehow I'm at the wrong beach !!!
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80. surfmom 2:30 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Quoting pottery:
Post 77.
Now, thats a Christmas scene I can relate to, man.

Totally agree Pottery -- who needs snow when there's beautiful white sand.......
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81. surfmom 2:31 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Although..... that's just about as flat as I am (oops meaning the GULF)---- no waves for Christmas this year in the Gulf...

I guess I was too naughty
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82. surfmom 2:33 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
LOL MEL!! --do you really have a tattoo??
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83. surfmom 2:45 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
thankfully a warmer night here in SWFL to walk the dog then last night --Jupiter has been so bright -- - should be beautiful weather to work & ride horses with young buck tomorrow early morning -- I'm out -- Good nite ALL
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84. BahaHurican 2:51 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Quoting pottery:
Post 77.
Now, thats a Christmas scene I can relate to, man.

Me too! The real white Christmas. . .
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85. BahaHurican 2:52 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
It's been cooler here tonight due to the frontal passage and the resulting winds. Hopefully by Thursday night the winds will have moderated somewhat. Keeping the Junkanoo forecast in mind!
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86. presslord 3:15 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Kman...you are a cold cruel man...
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87. severstorm 3:16 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Merry Christmas to all
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88. SouthernLady 3:52 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Love the blog Dr. M!!!

The Reason For The Season

...and my favorite rendition of Oh Holy Night



Have a VERY Merry Christmas!!!
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89. taco2me61 3:54 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Hi Everybody,

Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone....

Taco :0) :0) :0)
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90. KEEPEROFTHEGATE (Mod) 3:59 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
merry christmas
peace on earth
good will to all humankind
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91. TampaSpin 3:59 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Good evening everyone.....Santa takes off in 7 hours......you all have 7 hours to bribe Santa if you have not been good......LOL
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92. presslord 4:09 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Merry Christmas everyone....this year, especially, we have a lot to be proud of and grategul for...Thanks!!! Paul
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93. TampaSpin 4:11 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
If anyone would like or need Christmas Music i put together 47 songs on my Blog that plays for nearly 3 hours if anyone needs......
Go to my blog to check it out!!
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94. HadesGodWyvern 4:39 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Perth Tropical Cyclone Warning Center
Tropical Cyclone Advice Number FIFTY-TWO
SEVERE TROPICAL CYCLONE BILLY
12:40 PM WDT December 24 2008
=====================================

At 12:00 pm WDT, Severe Tropical Cyclone Billy, Category Three [972 hPa] located at 17.8S 119.6E or 300 kilometres north northeast of Port Hedland and 280 kilometres west of Broome has 10 minute sustained winds of 65 knots with gusts of 85-90 knots. The cyclone is reported as moving west at 9 kilometres per hour.

Severe Tropical Cyclone Billy has intensified this morning well to the west of Broome and is moving away from the Kimberley and Pilbara coasts. Billy is expected to continue moving westwards today before taking a more northwesterly track in the coming days.

GALES with gusts to 100 kilometres per hour may develop between Pardoo and Mardie during Wednesday night and early Thursday but only if Billy takes a more southwesterly track than expected.

Tropical Cyclone Warnings
=========================
A Cyclone WARNING is current for coastal communities from Pardoo to Mardie
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95. seflagamma 4:54 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Dr Masters,

I just want to thank you so much for heading up this wonderful community of so many friends and people who can help us with weather.

WU is the BEST and I have met so many great friends since Summer of 2005.

I want to wish you and your family and Loved ones a Very Merry Christmas and hope you are enjoying your HOliday Week!

Gams


and to all my friends who only post here , I wish you a Merry Christmas also!!!
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96. pearlandaggie 5:27 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
94. how dare you interrupt the Christmas frivolity with tropical weather??? LOL

must be AGW rearing its ugly head! LOL
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97. pearlandaggie 5:40 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
don't get me wrong...i LOVE Christmas...this comes from your friendly eco-bah-humbuggers....despite record cold...go figure :)

Scientists warn Christmas lights harm the planet

Link
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98. KRL 7:31 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
In consideration of the most tumultuous financial year in America's history, time for an upbeat Christmas song. LOL

Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano Nuevo!



Happy Holidays!




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99. HadesGodWyvern 7:59 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Perth Tropical Cyclone Warning Center
Tropical Cyclone Advice Number FIFTY-THREE
SEVERE TROPICAL CYCLONE BILLY
3:50 PM WDT December 24 2008
=====================================


At 3:00 pm WDT, Severe Tropical Cyclone Billy [962 hPa] located at 17.9S 119.3E or 280 kms north-northeast of Port Hedland and 310 kms west of Broome has 10 minute sustained winds of 80 knots with gusts of 110 knots. The cyclone reported as moving west at 6 knots.

Severe Tropical Cyclone Billy has intensified to the north of Port Hedland and is moving steadily westwards. Billy is expected to continue to intensify over the next 24 hours and should begin to take a more northwesterly track on Christmas Day.

GALES with gusts to 100 kilometres per hour may develop between Pardoo and Mardie tonight and early Thursday but only if Billy takes a more southwesterly track than expected.

Tropical Cyclone Warning
========================
A Cyclone WARNING is current for coastal communities from Pardoo to Mardie.

Tropical Cyclone Technical Bulletin
===================================
12 HRS: 17.7S 117.8E - 90 knots (CAT 4)
24 HRS: 17.4S 116.4E - 100 knots (CAT 4)
48 HRS: 16.2S 113.7E - 80 knots (CAT 3)
72 HRS: 15.6S 110.9E - 60 knots (CAT 2)

Remarks:
Billy was located by radar north of Port Hedland moving steadily west, although still undergoing slight trochoidal oscillations along the mean track. Billy has intensified rapidly over the past 12 hours with the formation of a ragged eye with a DT of 5.0.

Intensifaction is expected to continue over the next 24 hours as Billy moves west in a favourable environment before weakening begins due to increased shear and slightly cooler waters.

Model guidance is consistent with a steady W/NW track over the next 72 hours under the influence of a mid-level ridge to the south, with the system remaining well off the Pilbara coast.

It appears less likely that Billy will take a track closer to the Pilbara coast, but a small risk of gales remains for coastal parts of the Pilbara.
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100. HadesGodWyvern 8:01 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
pearlanaggie.. here's some more LOL =)

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101. Cotillion 9:19 AM GMT on December 24, 2008    
Reckon Santa will throw down some Dropsondes while he's around Billy? Maybe do a Vortex message for us?

In conjunction with the reindeer forecast, Santa's on his way in just under two hours...

Link

(A little fun :))
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